Putting the Subway to Sleep A Letter from New York

Ever met someone in the prime of their life, upbeat, prosperous, engaged with the world, only to learn a short while later they’ve had a stroke? New York City is that person. We haven’t had the stroke yet but the prognosis is clear.

The subway system is the city’s lifeblood—our economic lubricant, our social glue. Daily ridership is 5.7 million, up 77 per cent over the past quarter century. As it clogs, we’re experiencing collective hypertension. Service – if that’s the right word – is shocking. Trains have only a 65 per cent chance of being on-time system wide. (On the ‘2’ line, my most frequent commute, it’s a paralyzing 32 per cent!) We’re the bottom of the heap of the world’s 20 biggest metros.

Performance has steadily declined for over a decade. 2017 was the nadir. A major derailment on the ‘A’ train in Harlem, plus numerous power outages on top of the usual 70,000 monthly delays led Governor Cuomo to declare a state of emergency. Even more telling, the predicament is so grave the New York Times resorted to using humor in its withering exposé of the Metropolitan Transit Authority.

Assigning blame for this civic catastrophe is like being a rugby referee after a collapsed scrum. As the players are peeled off, it’s evident everyone has had their hand on the ball: the state, the city, the governors, the mayors, the unions, the banks have all committed foul play. Plundering the MTA to fund pet projects instead of investing in transit infrastructure has been standard practice since the Giuliani and Pataki administrations.

The trains are aging, the tracks too, the stations are rotting but it’s the signaling system that is truly antiquated. Much of it dates back to the 1930s and looks better suited to a steampunk craft brewery. Replacement parts are non-existent, a workshop in Harlem mills them by hand. Most alarming, it doesn’t actually tell signal operators where their trains are.

How on earth do we bring this mess into the present, let alone the future?

On cue, the Regional Plan Association, a 90 year-old think tank dedicated to improving the Tri-State Area, arrived with their Fourth Regional Plan. (They release one roughly every thirty years.) The 367-page document is packed with solutions so impeccably rational you know immediately that 90 per cent haven’t got a chance in hell of being implemented. Much of the plan deals with transportation. Sagaciously, they understand the MTA is incapable of self-healing and recommend establishing the Subway Reconstruction Public Benefit Corporation – lack of a catchy acronym underscoring their seriousness. Give this new body the funding it needs and in 2033, presto! New York arrives in the 21st century. Better late than never.

Submerged in a single paragraph on page 120 is a proposal to nightly shutter our 24/7 system between 12:30 and 5am. If the planners thought by de-emphasising this they could sneak it past New Yorkers they miscalculated.

The subway is the ironclad symbol of “the city that never sleeps”.  Just threatening to shut it down is enough to keep us up at night. Even if only 1.5 per cent of subway use is in the wee hours, at some point, all New Yorkers count themselves in that group. More importantly, hospital staff, construction workers, food market purveyors, bakers, florists and myriad other jobs rely on nocturnal commutes.

This crazy idea was floated in the nineties and rapidly shot down. Who are we, London? But now, things are so bad, might we swallow the bitterest pill?

What is certain, we are going to experience a shock to the system. With or without this cure the city is going apoplectic.  

Going Underground A letter from London

The jokes about British inability to deal with any even moderately severe weather conditions are worn thin by repetition – leaves on the line stop the trains running, blushes on a young girl’s cheeks stop the trains running, and snow and ice (or any variation thereof, such as slush, frost or indeed… rime) is guaranteed to gum up the public transportation works. The soi-disant ‘Beast from the Baltic’ has been blowing in across the British Isles the past few days, and up north the entire infrastructure has freeze-dried into paralysis.

Here in London, however, the great hypocaust of the city – filled with fibre-optic cable tracking, sewers, electricity power lines, gas mains, secret government bunkers etc. – together with the background radiation pumped out by the myriad overheated buildings, ensures that what snow does fall, pretty much melts on impact. This morning, however, I awoke to a scene I haven’t seen for at least a decade: a thin white coating of the stuff that’s at once highly individualistic – no flake the same as its neighbour – and an undifferentiated mass. In a way, London snow stands proxy for Londoners – and indeed any big city dwellers; after all, soon enough it – and we – will be gone.

Why so gloomy, Will? Well, the cold snap is a kick in the hyperborean’s arse, if you see what I mean: we’ve struggled through a long, chilly, dank-dark winter, and now comes this!

Under such conditions the only way to go is down – so down we go. The London tube system, with its 210 stations and 250 miles of track is a crucial component of the city’s hypocaust, and in winter, besides providing you with the quickest and most efficient way of getting from Arnos Grove to Baker Street, it’s also reliably toasty. I more or less grew up on the London tube – indeed, I sometimes think of my childhood as one long tube ride; one I embarked on, aged 7 (when I first started riding alone), and which ended… well, to be frank, I don’t think it’s ended yet.

Because for me, the tube, with its foodie-virus-laden zephyrs-from-nowhere, its swaddled, whey-faced commuters, and its fallopian tunnels, is nothing so much as a giant womb, within which I live out my own neoteny-without-end. I love the tube in all seasons – but colder seasons are best down below. In London, when the winter solstice is nigh, you can often feel as if you’re living entirely underground. Apart from a few hours in the middle of the day, it’s dark outside – while you travel, via a vast system of tunnels, from one well-lit burrow to the next. And this bouleversement takes place not only at the physical level – but at the psychic one as well. We think in this context of Freud’s distinction between the manifest and the latent content of the dream that’s human being.

The superficial city, with its well-appointed office blocks, hurrying pedestrians, and myriad fast-food outlets, is what constitutes our waking reveries: it’s about going to work and going home again to feed your family – it’s about being a useful and productive member of society; it’s about revolving in the hamster-wheel defined by the intersecting metrics of time-and-money – a state of being I once saw beautifully summed up by a graffito on a supermarket car park wall: ‘Work, Consume, Die’. But this is only the manifest city – the latent city is the fibre-optic cable tracking, the sewers peristalsising massive fatbergs, the electricity power ducts, the gas mains, the secret government bunkers, and of course, the tube. This ulterior realm is where all the intensity of our febrile desire is generated – and where all the bodily fluids we deny ooze, flow, flux and reflux.

Down in the stygian depths, ill-lit by neon, the Cockneys sway and lurch. All are silent. I was in a carriage this morning packed to its filthy steel gills with commuters – a giant canister of corned human – and not a sound was to be heard save for the faint scritch-itch of wired r‘n’b. Visitors to our fair and overpriced city find the monumental ataraxy of its inhabitants hard to take, but trust me: this is the true unconsciousness of London, a great and turbid flow of humanity, pulsing forward to the deathly drive of late capitalism, each one gripping a copy of the Evening Standard, its headline screaming, ‘BEWARE THE BEAST FROM THE EAST!

Mary Magdalene ‘Eat Pray Love’ meets Jesus at the multiplex

Imagine a story in which Mary Magdalene is not just an apostle, but the most unswerving and faithful disciple of them all, in which she is a protofeminist and the central protagonist, with Jesus a peripheral character. This premise, promised by the new film by Australian director Garth Davis, should make for a riveting, radical tale. After all, Mary Magdalene has haunted the Catholic Church and the popular imagination for two millenia, cast variously as an outsider, a prostitute, and a sinner.

From these many myths, Mary Magdalene the film aims to create a new character altogether. With the feminist zeitgeist of the present Garth Davis’ film has a paradox at its centre, but it’s not that of Mary in her multiplicity: in his Magdalene tale, timed for an Easter release, we see a film about spirituality, entirely lacking in spirituality.

“I can’t marry,” says Mary (Rooney Mara) to her father in the film’s opening chapter in their impoverished fishing village (Sicily standing in for Magdala, Israel). “I’m not made for that life.” Her words trigger a cascade of discrimination. Her father and brothers almost drown her, exorcising what they see as her demons, and after awakening from the subsequent catatonic trauma, she encounters a zealous-eyed visitor. In new-agey dialogue, Joaquin Phoenix’s Jesus of Nazareth preaches: “Wake up, open your eyes, look at the people suffering.”

Mary leaves her family to follow him, and the film’s remainder traces their journey to Jerusalem with his other apostles, including a wary Peter (Chiwetel Ejiofor), who believes that Mary will divide their little community. She becomes Jesus’ most closely-held apostle and his witness – baptising new adherents with a smile, speaking to oppressed women who cross their path, blessing the dying.

Jesus (Phoenix) and Mary (Mara) embrace in waist-deep water

Joaquin Phoenix as Jesus and Rooney Mara as Mary Magdalene. Image: Transmission Films.

The happy Hollywood redemptive arc of Davis’ debut film, Lion, earned it six Oscar nominations and a huge box office haul this time last year. His new project has the same film industry heft behind it: Australian producers Emile Sherman and Iain Canning, the backing of the Weinstein Company, the A-listers and marketing budget that will push it toward viewers who want serious, grown-up drama.

Rather than striving for a grand biblical epic, Davis moves the mythical into the everyday, working within the acceptable template of a prestige arthouse film. But in downgrading Mary from visionary to everywoman, Davis has created what he calls a “relatable” tale – with almost no discernable viewpoint at all.

The confusion begins with the marketing material, which speaks of Mary in distinctly Eat Pray Love terms as a young woman “in search of a new way of living”. “Her story will be told,” decrees the poster blandly. The film’s website offers a discussion guide for teaching and religious purposes. In this effort to please all demographics – feminists, the faith-based audiences (fans of the recent Risen and Miracles from Heaven), the education market – every possibly daring angle on the Mary myth diluted noncommittally. Once established, the premise of UK screenwriters Philippa Goslett and Helen Edmundson’s script is undeveloped. The problem with the film’s “humanist” approach is that it’s too… human-scaled.

The result is a film made without magic or sublimity, in which reverence is replaced by diligence.

Nor is Mary or Jesus’ radical spirit expressed in the film’s visual language. Actors tend to be plunked in the centre, or slightly off-centre, of the frame, shot in close-up or medium-shot, with little dynamic movement of either characters or camera. Shot, reverse shot, goes the relentless pattern. We never see what either Mary or Jesus see – no mystical encounters with God, no point-of-view shots from their eyes, nothing of the spiritual rapture contained within the extreme, angled close-ups of Carl Theodor Dreyer’s classic film of another religiously scorned woman, The Passion of Joan of Arc. Without access to Mary’s internal revelations, her motivations and her bond to Jesus are shrouded.

Even Mara and Phoenix – two of the most interesting and intuitive actors of their generations – produce earnest but colourless performances, following the broad-brushstrokes script. There’s no doubt, no battle between flesh and spirit within Mary or Jesus, and without much conflict originating from the characters themselves, their arcs freeze and the dramatic stakes drop away.

Martin Scorsese, a lifelong Catholic and the director of The Last Temptation Of Christ, imagined a scenario in which Jesus, tormented by the burden of being the son of God, envisioned a smaller, quieter life of marriage to Mary. Scorcese’s vision of the crucifixion is almost maniacal: sped-up tracking shots leads us right up to Jesus’ face, a howling crowd of onlookers rages and mourn, and when Jesus finally closes his eyes in slow-motion, he’s consumed with the vivid, burning lights of a hallucination.

I’m not religious, but as a viewer, I want to feel what believers feel – some sense of transcendence and transportation. That’s one reason we all go to films, I think. Did Mary and Jesus feel God’s presence in the hills around them, in the air, the rocks, the trees of their Holy Land? It’s not evident from this film.

One fleeting moment appears like an apparition of a more adventurous, parallel-universe film. After Jesus brings life and breath back to a dead man, Mary and Jesus sleep on the ground beside one another. She gazes up to the openness above her, her face luminous and just off the screen’s centre, and we fade onto the full white moon against an azure sky, zooming in until it fills our vision.

It’s a strange, associative moment of montage editing, bringing Mary and her evolving spirituality into wonder with the world around her. Mary was sainted, belatedly, after millenia of victimisation and erasure, in 2016. A revisionist, maybe even heretical vision of her story may still be called for, but it’s not here.

Everything Not Saved Will Be Lost The light of our lives eclipsed by a digital cloud

I remember once, an afternoon I spent deleting dozens and dozens of photographs. Years’ worth of emails and text messages. I was trying to erase a void in time, a number of years, like you might stitch together a hole in a t-shirt. No one would see it, only I would know it was there, and then I could dedicate an enormous amount of energy to pretending that it wasn’t.

The photographs live on, however, sometimes in duplicate and triplicate, autosaved, on servers in Virginia and Oregon and Georgia, Iowa. All over the world. The cloud is nothing like a real cloud, it’s buildings: enormous, air-conditioned bunkers, guzzling energy. More than eight hundred images are uploaded to them each second, instantly multiplied, in practically endless copies of the people we used to be.

A website wants to remind me that it is a certain number of years since I moved to a town in the country. It wants to remind me of this even though I have opted out of the memory feature because I don’t want to be reminded. It reminds me of a time even longer ago when we were lost in a tropical jungle, a portend that I’d refused to heed. We were young, I tell myself, in an echo I think might somehow reach this past, and neither of us knew any better.

I try making block lists and deleting old images I’d missed and removing tags, but the algorithm still churns up these photographs, as in a haunting. In fact just the other day it showed me a photo of someone looking intimately at me across a dinner table, right down the barrel, and who I will never see again.

An unintelligent machine judges all of these things as equal:

Here is your mother, when she was still alive. Here is your toddler on the day they were born. Here is the kid from school who disappeared. Here are two people, together, from before they were married but not after they divorced. Here we all are, too young to be thinking of much beyond the next weekend.

 

Not long ago there had been a total solar eclipse, which cast an enormous shadow over North America. The path of totality brought black darkness and hundreds of thousands of people to towns in the middle of nowhere. We could see it, partially, in Mexico, where the sun looked like a black, cartoon moon; a perfectly round segment missing from its top right quadrant.

Total eclipses are rare, not in how infrequently they occur here (somewhere on the planet every eighteen months), but in the cosmic sense. The moon is moving steadily, incrementally, away from the earth, and six-hundred million years from now, if anyone sentient is here, they will not be able to see a total eclipse any longer.

 

Lately I’ve started to play an old online word game again, on my phone. When I logged back in for the first time, all the years of abandoned games were still there. It was like a graveyard filled with people I no longer knew, their faces tiny squares. There is a message box in the corner that is mostly used for arguments and pedantry about the validity of this word or that. I saw a person there, a stranger now, whose wedding party I had been a member of. I remembered sitting at the table with their family. I thought for a moment of sending a message, but instead erased the game, collapsed the history.

Time stitched together again.

 

The morning before I left Australia I had been packing my bags. It was a hot day in Sydney in January and I’d had a plan to later swim at the beach. Buried in my satchel I’d found a set of keys to the old house in the country; when I’d left there I had never gone back.

In a roiling squall in the winter of 1912 the ocean churned and lifted a giant sandstone boulder from the sea floor up onto the rocks at one end of the beach, where it has stayed ever since. The naked rock weighs more than two-hundred tons. The beach is unchanged and impervious and perfect and vast and has remained the city’s jewel that it brags about clear across the continent.

I took the keys with me as I walked into the sea, dove under the breakers and swam out into the clear where I stood, wading, and, holding the keys over my head, hurled them as far as I could toward the horizon. They flew in an arc and instantly sank where they landed.

The waves that curled towards me looked like glass and we swimmers sank through them easily. The sun had started to set which cast that certain light, bright and fantastically clear, and I knew that this would be the place I would come to in my mind in all the months that would become years ahead, when I would never quite be sure where home was.

 

The first photograph of a total solar eclipse was taken in Russia in 1851, using a silver-coated copper plate. A copy is sitting on a corporation’s server somewhere now, so you can see it here:

The first photograph of a solar eclipse, taken by Julius Berkowski

Image: Julius Berkowski

Another photo, Your memories on this day 9 years ago. There you are in the one you took of us in the jungle. You, smiling, holding out the camera, me waving, tiny, in the background, the sun splintering down through the trees illuminating your head like a halo. I remember back then I had tried to look for the Blue Holes on the online map, to see if we were nearby. But the computer only returned blank white squares for the miles of ocean surrounding us, reading: This area is not yet mapped.

 

A perverse function of the cloud is that it will all, someday, be gone. Deleted or dead and unavailable in decades from now when the corporations who hold our memories no longer exist. When the power goes out and the infrastructure is gone. The internet is already disappearing; just try and find something there now from even only twenty years ago and you will have very great difficulty, if any luck at all.

You could print photos and try and preserve them, perhaps. The First Photograph dates from France in 1826 or 1827, no one is quite sure. It’s a view of a street in Burgundy taken from an upstairs window. You can see if here for as long as this web link is live, for as long as someone pays the server bill and the servers stay online powered by masses of electricity. Or if it is possible, you could travel to Austin, Texas and visit the Harry Ransom Center where the photograph hangs in the lobby.

In any case, you will be forgotten. Your own family will barely remember you in only three generations from now.

 

In that country town one day while we lived there they found the old streets buried right beneath the new ones. You could take a musty tour lead down by torchlight and see the old storefronts still perfectly standing. To get there you would take a trapdoor beneath a table in a hotel. Once below you could see that back then people had been shorter, and you had to stoop now to get through the doorways.

This is not uncommon, to pave something over anew once the old has outlived its usefulness. All over the world people are walking streets laid on top of the dead. Just east of the city of St Louis for example are the pre-Columbian ruins of Cahokia, buried directly below downtown. Its pyramid mounds predate colonial settlement by over a millennium. The town where I lived those few years, the old paved streets date back only around a century. The indigenous people who had called it home had been there for thousands of years.

There was a lake near our house, said to be named in the local Wathaurong language. It was a message to the colonists: “Wendaaree”. Please leave.

 

I had wanted to see the eclipse but truthfully I’d been afraid. I’d thought of catching buses to Tijuana, which would have taken a couple of days. But I knew that once I was standing in its path the shadow of the moon would come racing towards me at thousands of kilometres per second, which people had likened to being flattened by a truck. I knew from reading and rereading Total Eclipse that this could be an event of such catastrophic psychic reconfiguring that it was something I might not survive.

Here you are before, and here you are after.

The next day there were many photos, hundreds of thousands of them, uploaded to the internet. You could then see the eclipse without having seen it. But the eclipse chasers, the people who built their whole lives around crossing the planet to witness them wherever they happened, said that there was no photograph that could possibly be taken on earth, by anyone, that could adequately capture the terrible awe of a total eclipse.

 

My phone implores me constantly to update its software and continually I tap on its glass, Remind me later. Years have passed in this way. Eventually the time came where the phone was barely functional, so I connected it to my laptop as it told me to do, so it could perform the system upgrade. It connected itself to the internet and opened the photo application and there they were again, all the years of photographs I thought I had erased. Each neatly catalogued by time and place; houses and cities I no longer lived in. Towns and airports and countries I’d passed through. People I didn’t know anymore. Old versions of myself who I knew even less.

In the browser window you can collapse the images down into tiny rows of barely visible pixels or zoom in and blow them up to illegibly giant size. I highlight them all to delete them, the memories that are nothing but fungible and unreliable imaginings. An instant comes and passes, perhaps a tiny intimation of regret. An alert on the screen tells me, there is nothing to undo.

Fear of a Vegan Planet Australia is the third-fastest growing vegan market in the world. Are we approaching a tipping point?

If you’re already a vegan – a person who does not eat or use animal products – you’ll know how it feels to be typecast a wowser rather than a person painfully aware of the systemic suffering of sentient beings for human pleasure and profit. You’ll also know the zeitgeist is shifting in our direction.

If you’re not vegan you might have heard a cliché or two about us. We’re food fussy and obsessive. We’re judgy. We preach at you (and it’s true that some of us do). And we are, as my step-son once flippantly put it before he fell in love with a vegan-aspirational vegetarian, “middle-class wankers” – which is to say we’re relatively privileged; veganism tends to be concentrated in the affluent inner city and eastern suburbs of Sydney where education and incomes are highest.

In 2016, the Australian Meat and Livestock Association aired a television ad featuring “lambassador” Lee Lin Chin to promote lamb for Australia Day. It caused quite a stir, managing to offend First Nations peoples by culturally appropriating the word and concept of “Boomerang” as well as depicting a hipster vegan being terrorised by a SWAT team and mocked by a dismissive Chin. As Marc Fennell of The Feed reported, it attracted the most viewer complaints in Australian TV advertising history, but remained on air.

Less publically, but more significantly, the Australian agriculture industrial complex has lobbied parliament to pass an “Ag-Gag” law like the notorious Enterprise Terrorism Act in the US. Ag-Gag refuses to recognise the difference between those who wilfully enact violent extremism (often with civilian targets) and animal rights activists who infiltrate – usually as undercover employees – meat and dairy production facilities to document abuses.

Why has industry lobbied government to keep goings-on behind closed doors hidden from unwitting consumers? Because plant-based eating is booming, partly as a result of activist exposés. According to search engine headlines, veganism is one of the fasting growing lifestyle movements ever. Australians Google “vegan” more than any other nationality, and Australia is the third-fastest growing vegan market in the world.

Though concern for animals is central to veganism, many are going plant-based for health and environmental reasons. Dr Michael Greger, author of How Not to Die, goes so far as to claim it is scientifically proven that a wholefood plant-based diet may help prevent, treat, or reverse every single one of the 15 leading causes of death in the US.

Experts confirm even a modest reduction of meat and dairy consumption can, en masse, make a positive difference to environmental as well as personal well-being. Most people have at minimum some vaguely jokey understanding of the way methane-producing livestock contribute substantially to global warming. But as the Guardian columnist George Monbiot also observed, “Livestock farming is the most potent means by which we amplify our presence on the planet. It is the amount of land an animal-based diet needs that makes it so destructive.”

We might feel morally better for choosing free-range meat and eggs, but as Monbiot details, the core problem of land use remains and even gets worse. It remains nonetheless critical to the planet’s well-being that with rapidly growing middle-classes in economies like China and India, such values and buying habits be promoted and adopted. Those who scoff at First World practices as mere indulgence fail to see this bigger picture.

In Australia, Ray Morgan Research reports a 9.7 per cent rise in people going all or mostly plant-based between 2012 and 2016, stating the majority were swayed by its “low fat” status. Vegetarianism is still the preferred option for many and most people go plant-based in dietary stages, settling somewhere on the continuum between cutting down on meat consumption a la “Meat Free Monday” to “Level 5” veganism, as the writers of The Simpsons famously put it. It’s a start.

But veganism is more than diet. It’s a political, philosophical, and ethical position. One of the most recognised animal rights advocates in Australia is the Nobel Prize Laureate South African-born writer, J.M. Coetzee, who has declared he is not an “animal lover” so much as a seeker of justice:

“Anyone who says that life matters less to an animal than it does to us has not held in his hands an animal fighting for its life. The whole of the being of the animal is thrown into that fight, without reserve. When you say that the fight lacks a dimension of intellectual or imaginative horror, I agree. It is not the mode of being animals to have an intellectual horror: their whole being is in the living flesh… I urge you to walk, flank to flank, beside the beast that is prodded down the chute to his executioner.”

The adoption of a plant-based diet short of this committed understanding is a welcome choice from a vegan point of view, but it’s not necessarily veganism. That said, it’s virtually impossible to avoid animal-derived materials altogether. You can choose not to buy a leather sofa, but it’s hard to guarantee that book you’re reading isn’t bound with “animal glue” or that the production of your TV or computer screen or cell phone didn’t involve the use of animal cholesterol. The point is to do one’s best, given a reasonable choice.

For some, that challenge proves too daunting and it’s not uncommon to hear tales of noble attempts to go vegan thwarted by affordability issues, temptation, health issues (iron and vitamin B12 deficiencies being most commonly associated), or difficulty sourcing vegan food outside urban environments or while travelling. Most find it possible to avoid these pitfalls given sufficient education and strategising, and there’s more support than ever for the vegan curious on sites like Vegan Australia, which offers basic information and lists hundreds of vegan events taking place around Australia.

Jessica Bailey embodies the sharp rise of veganism in Sydney. A vegan entrepreneur, Bailey started the online Cruelty Free Shop as a home-based hobby in 2001, opening the bricks and mortar flagship store on Glebe Point Road in 2012 (the online store now operates out of a warehouse in Petersham). The shop has since seen constant growth, expanding twice in five years to accommodate demand. And the bi-annual Vegan Day Out, hosted by the Sydney Cruelty Free Shop, draws an estimated 2,000 people, with local business participation increasing each time it runs. As a result, new vegan eateries are popping up around Glebe, the Inner West and beyond.

Bailey has also opened Cruelty Free Shops in Melbourne, Brisbane, and Canberra. Next up: a move into bigger Sydney premises followed by a line of vegan products. “Importing is so expensive,” laments Bailey. “When prices start to reduce veganism will be more accessible to everybody.” The matter of equity is, of course, no small point, but it comes down to economies of scale. The bigger the market for vegan products the cheaper they’ll become.

According to Bailey, it’s just a matter of time till the ranks swell enough to tip that scale. I ask if she worries it might be a fad or trend doomed to reverse. “This is the way of the future,” she says adamantly. Bailey points to the news that Tyson Foods, the largest multinational meat producer in the US, recently bought a five per cent share of Beyond Meat. Beyond Meat, a company championed by Bill Gates, has been busy developing the world’s first plant-based meatless burger. It looks and tastes just like meat, with a protein profile to match, and was publically sampled and endorsed by Joanna Lumley (aka Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous), a committed vegetarian of 45 years, at the world’s first conference dedicated to exploring the impact of livestock production on the planet in London on October 7, 2017.

This is the kind of prospect that worries meat and dairy corporations and producers, and associated industries such as “live export”. They will no doubt continue to put up fierce resistance, but if Bailey and the likes of Gates are right we’re headed toward that vegan future one step, one meal, one person at a time.

 

Recommended:

Green Mushroom, 163 Glebe Point Road, Glebe
Phone: 9566 4999
Opened as a vegetarian Indian restaurant with vegan options in 2015 by Gagandeepsingh Nijjar, known locally as “Gary”. The Glebe restaurant did well, emboldening Gary to convert completely to veganism in February 2017 with a mission to “help people become vegan”. Now one of the most loved vegan establishments in Sydney.

Gathered Kitchen, 99 Glebe Point Road, Glebe
Email: info@gatheredkitchen.com.au
This cafe exploded onto the scene in 2017. Its point of difference is a home-made plant-based range of pastries that look and taste every bit as good as traditional fare.

Coming soon:

Alibi Bar, Ovolo Woolloomooloo, 6 Cowper Wharf Roadway
Due to open later in March, Alibi will take over almost the entire ground floor of the Ovolo Woolloomooloo at the Wharf. A cocktail lounge, its plant-based menu will be defined by the American chef Matthew Kenney, widely regarded as the trend setter behind similar establishments in New York and L.A. “We are finally at the tipping point where chefs and consumers agree that the future of food is plant-based,” Kenney told Neighbourhood. “I’m thrilled to have the opportunity to be part of changing the global food paradigm and to bring together culinary art and overall wellness.”

In the Zone Sam Doctor’s images from Fukushima

“Due to the Tohoku-Taiheiyou-Oki Earthquake which occurred on March 11th 2011, TEPCO’s facilities including our nuclear power stations have been severely damaged. We deeply apologize for the anxiety and inconvenience caused.” – TEPCO media release, 11 March 2011

Anxiety kills off hope. It is a condition that draws a large circle around the self and poisons everything within it. The sense of terror endemic to anxiety is the same fight-or-flight pang that creeps up on the unsuspecting consciousness when confronted with danger or the possibility of death.

But anxiety, the undead mind wandering aimlessly, lives on.

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll go on is Sam Doctor’s latest photography and video show at Sydney’s Chalk Horse gallery and it is a tangle of anxieties. The title comes from the final line of the Samuel Beckett novel, The Unnameable, a monologic leap into to the predicament of the “You” and the “I” – of life among other people.

Its focus is the nuclear exclusion zone, Fukushima, Japan.

“There’s a big sign at the train station that says Fukushima: Nuclear Town,” Sam recalls, “It looked like a horror film. All the bikes chained up and the big station clock falling off. They were so proud of being nuclear.”

Doctor has a preoccupation with the aftermath of physical destruction. And equally its psychological counterpart, the places where disturbed nature and disturbed mind are left to reconcile.

He’s been here before, in anxiety-land: at a sulphur mine in East Java, Southern Indonesia (A Song for the Stonebreakers, 2011) then at a soil quarry near Chang Mai, Thailand (The Return, 2016). His project is to document and then interpret the succumbing of terrain to humankind’s long-established rapine tendencies, and what happens next. “I always walk a fine line between terror and beauty,” he says.

 

True to his word, in August 2017 Doctor scammed his way through the highly policed 20-kilometre exclusion zone around the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant (another hope-killing radius) with a Japanese journalist, “KT”, and her former logger father, posing as his daughter’s fiancé. They showed Sam the family home, a ruin left in the same state as after the 2011 earthquake and tsunami, now overgrown and wracked by the trauma of radioactive half-life. Every now and again they come here to say a logarithmic sayōnara to their old selves.

Doctor recalls the father’s grief-stricken tale: “He said it’s not like a tragedy where something terrible happens and you just have to get over it. He said he doesn’t know if his homeland will ever be fixed.

“It’s like when parents have a missing child and they keep the bedroom in the same way,” says Doctor, “That’s what their houses are like.”

There is something in the anti-natural power of a nuclear event that puts the ordinary human response to disaster out of step. “For the last five years the government has just been bagging up the soil,” Doctor tells me, “but the soil’s not going anywhere because it’s contaminated. So there are football fields of hundreds of thousands of these gigantic bags of contaminated soil just sitting there.”

There’s nothing to be done here but wait, fiddle, visit and reflect some. Fitting, then, that Sam Doctor’s three two-metre photographs, accompanied by a short video work, all depict a world in a state of ponderous pause.

 

"A figure in a HAZMAT suit ironically investigates a concrete ledge above an artificial lake, tool belt adorned as if there to measure or mend."

Title: ‘Contemplation’, 2018. Details: Pigment print on cotton rag 120 x 180cm. Image courtesy Sam Doctor.

The most striking image is of a stygian mist rising into grey firmament, layers of dense green foliage wilding beneath it (a geothermal area known as “Hell”). In another, a figure in a HAZMAT suit ironically investigates a concrete ledge above an artificial lake, tool belt adorned as if there to measure or mend. In the third image, the figure, again in official exclusion zone livery, stands peering energetically down a narrow road that splits a once arable field, now become wasteland.

There is something important about the artist being within the zone, a kind of posturing that could be interpreted as egoistic martyrdom but is probably more to do with compassion, even solidarity. The visual fact that he was there, within the zone for days at a time, moves the work beyond the observational and gawking and into a poetic mode of drudgery and toil.

You’ll go on. I can’t go on. I’ll go on is more than glib contemplation of man alienated from nature, the kind a documenteur like Werner Herzog might create when confronted with something unheimlich. The four works have more of an individual and, yes, anxious disposition that respectfully reenacts the precarious drollery of day-to-day sacrifice performed by the worker, the soldier, the farmer.

Systemic failure wrought its first and most vicious assault on the system’s own cogs: the people placed by circumstance or direct order within the exclusion zone at Fukishima seven years ago, some who linger.

“You almost feel it,” says Doctor of those who remain tied to the zone, “the dread. They’ve got to continue through this.”

 

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll go on is showing at Chalk Horse gallery, Level 3, 77-83 William St, Darlinghurst from March 1st to 21st. A panel discussion with Sam Doctor and Stanislava Pinchuk (aka Miso), mediatated by Dr Oliver Watts, will be held on March 15th at Chalk Horse in conjunction with Art Month.

Banksy Goes to Bethlehem The artist’s new venture: The Walled Off hotel

Bethlehem, December 2017. Rockets are screaming up into the night sky, exploding with ear-splitting bangs, again and again. The sounds of a battleground. But on the night of December 2, these are only fireworks and the occasion is the annual lighting-up of the giant Christmas tree in Bethlehem’s Manger Square.

A huge crowd of people cluster around, their upturned faces caught in the flickering light of thousands of smartphones held high, chanting a countdown as a light show streaks across the tree, before a canopy of bulbs overhead, and the whole tree itself, flash into gaudy colours and the firework show begins. All to the thumping beat of Arab pop.

It’s an event that might have sent the original ox and ass running for the hills: more Atlantic City than ‘O Little Town’. Across the square, however, in a small arched doorway, another Christmas message has appeared — silently and unnoticed, in the past day or so. Painted on the door in cursive English script, it reads: “Peace on Earth”. There follows an asterisk, in the shape of a Bible-storybook star, and underneath, in much smaller letters: “Terms and conditions apply”.

Just a few days later, the unrest following US president Donald Trump’s official recognition of Jerusalem as Israel’s capital would vividly illustrate those terms and conditions, and this salutation, from the British graffiti artist Banksy, would take on a new irony.

Banksy’s unseen presence in this part of the West Bank has become increasingly powerful. Interviewed over email (the only way to communicate with the famously anonymous artist), he says jokily that when he first came to the region, “I was mainly attracted by the wall: the surface looked like it would take paint very well.”

The wall in question is, of course, the impenetrable 30ft concrete-and-wire barrier, with its guarded watchtowers, that runs alongside and through the occupied West Bank and East Jerusalem. It carves through Bethlehem in a strange double-U shape, to ensure that the holy site of Rachel’s Tomb remains on the Israeli side.

This serpentine course means that there is an awful lot of wall in Bethlehem, and alongside the Aida refugee camp on its outskirts (home to more than 5,000 Palestinians); and the wall does indeed take paint well. The full length is a riot of graffiti, by a mass of different hands, painted and overpainted again and again — many recent ones are giant cartoons of Trump, including one in which he is hugging and kissing a watchtower.

Banksy has been working here on and off since his first visit in 2003. By that time he was already well known in Britain as a ­clandestine street artist, first in his native Bristol, then in London and elsewhere. But his move into the commercial big time was yet to come. Techniques for illicitly removing his work from walls were rapidly being perfected, while Banksy’s then gallerist, Steve Lazarides, was a keen legal marketer.

When in 2007 Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie forked out a cool £1m for a Banksy work, other celebrities — among them Christina Aguilera, Damien Hirst and Kate Moss — followed suit. Justin Bieber had Banksy’s famous image of the little girl with a balloon tattooed on his forearm. As Lazarides put it at the time, buyers in this Banksy craze were “rag trade, City boys or celebrities, [usually] under 45”.

In 2008, “Keep It Spotless (Defaced Hirst)” fetched US$1.87m at Sotheby’s; it remains the artist’s auction record. Since then, various houses, shops and even sheds that host Banksy works have come to the market for several times their actual property value. No one knows, though, the prices of the illicit sales of work stolen from walls.

Despite (or perhaps because of) his market success, Banksy gathered his share of detractors. He was accused of copying ideas, especially from French street artist Blek le Rat, and often regarded as a prankster whose hit-and-run visual aphorisms were amusing rather than deep. Yet all the commercial activity and sales of merchandise and new work via Pest Control, the company he set up in 2009 largely to control the flood of fakes, mean that Banksy’s personal wealth is conservatively estimated at some £20m.

 

Despite the artist’s best efforts, the faking, thieving and destruction of his works continues everywhere in the world. In Bethlehem, too, powerful images have often disappeared surreptitiously, sometimes almost as soon as they have appeared on surfaces around the town or on the wall itself. One 2007 painting that raised hackles locally, of a donkey having its identity papers checked by a heavily armed Israeli soldier, has vanished and is — according to Banksy’s agent Jo Brooks — currently for sale on the international market. What’s more, cowboy gift shops, unashamedly selling Banksy knock-offs and copies, are everywhere. There is even a large one, bearing its slogan “Make hummus, not war”, right up against the wall of Banksy’s hotel.

The Walled Off hotel (pronounced Waldorf) was opened in early 2017, aimed mainly at international visitors, with a range of rooms from the luxurious to a no-frills bunk-bed option at $60 a night. Starting with the over-lifesized plaster chimpanzee dressed as a 1930s bellboy at the front door, the period luggage he is carrying spilling ladies’ undies, the place is packed with Banksy-ish visual jokes, as well as his artwork. It proudly claims to be the hotel “with the worst view in the world” because it stands barely five metres from the looming expanse of the barrier, which at this point runs along what used to be a bustling shopping street, now a semi-deserted, rubble-strewn, potholed lane.

Graffiti rules here: this must be the only hotel where the guest information sheet includes advice about where to buy paint and hire ladders. From its pleasant ­terrace, the colourfully graffitied concrete in front of you seems almost jaunty in the bright daylight. At night, though, the wall’s full sinister menace is inescapable.

Banksy is not new to ambitious enterprises: two years ago he set up Dismaland, a temporary “bemusement park” in Weston-super-Mare. Offering a dark twist on Disneyfied family entertainment, it was a place, as its publicity said, “where you can escape from mindless escapism”. Two years before that he announced a ­“residency” in New York, with plans to create a work somewhere around Manhattan and Brooklyn on each day of his 31-day stay. One of his stunts was to set up a stall beside Central Park, selling authentic signed pieces for $60 each. Only three were sold.

But a hotel? In such a location? Given Banksy’s persona, it’s hardly surprising that some people assumed it was a joke. But this time, it seems, the joker was in earnest. “To be completely honest, I knew very little about the Middle East when I first went there. You know — just a sense from the news that it was a bunch of people habitually killing each other,” he says.

“On my first trip to Palestine I arrived at night and was driven straight behind the wall. So I assumed the poverty, the donkeys, the water shortages, the electricity blackouts were all just facts of life in that part of the world. I was completely astounded when a week later I left through the checkpoint into Israel and 500 yards down the road there were expensively paved shopping centres, roundabouts planted with palm trees, brand new SUVs everywhere. Seeing the disparity between the two sides was shocking, because you could see the inequality was entirely avoidable.”

Over time, though, his involvement with the region has deepened from visiting graffiti artist to investor. The main reason he bought an old pottery works and converted it into a hotel, he says, “was for Wisam, my fixer”. This is Wisam Salsaa, now manager of The Walled Off, and the artist’s local representative — in everything, it seems, since keeping yourself entirely secret requires devoted allies. “I’d become good friends with [Wisam],” Banksy continues. “But the occupation was making him so fed up he was on the verge of leaving Palestine for a job washing dishes at a Belgo’s in Rotterdam. This is a man who runs several businesses, speaks five languages, employed half a dozen people, who was intelligent, brave and funny. I thought — it’s vital people like him don’t leave.” And then, in the inevitable twist, he adds, “Plus I didn’t want him coming to sleep on my couch.”

 

Iconic Banksy street art picturing a white dove with an olive branch in Bethlehem on 1st
April, 2016 in Bethlehem, West Bank. Photography by Sam Mellish/Getty

On the morning after Bethlehem’s tree-lighting party, the acclaimed film director Danny Boyle is standing in the middle of the dusty car park adjoining the hotel. Salsaa is there, organising everything as always, and so is Riham Isaac, Boyle’s Palestinian co-director in this newest Banksy project. There’s a scaffolding stage with a lighting rig, a few rows of plastic chairs, a huge camera boom, a couple of bickering sheep and an elegant white donkey tied up in the shade. It doesn’t look like a place where, in just a few hours, they will produce The Alternativity, a Christmas play performed by local children.

This morning, too, high on the wall overlooking the car park, a new Banksy piece, in his signature stencilled style, has appeared. It shows two winged cherubs, one holding a crowbar, tugging furiously at a gap between the concrete slabs of the wall, trying to jimmy it open.

Will The Alternativity hold a similarly political message? Apparently not. “I just got an email from Banksy out of the blue,” says Boyle. “I’d never been in touch with him before, though I knew his work of course. I respected what he was doing. And he just asked me to do this, and I said yes.” Boyle was paid £1; the contract describes him as “presenter”.

On an earlier visit, Boyle had recruited Isaac, a local theatre director and teacher, to work on the project. She explains that she found and auditioned the children to perform and sing through Facebook. Many of the locals involved are Christian, though there are one or two hijabs under the Santa hats worn by the choir.

A film of the whole project is under way, directed by Jaimie D’Cruz, who worked with Banksy on his 2010 documentary Exit Through the Gift Shop. D’Cruz tells me that, even for Boyle, it was hard to hire equipment here. And although it is happening only a few hundred yards from the nearest checkpoint, three Israeli photographers declined to take pictures for the FT.

Yet it feels peaceful, almost sleepy. Dusk falls quickly in the winter afternoons here, and when several hot dusty hours have passed, during which the two children’s choirs, the dancers and performers, even the donkey, have rehearsed the play, the five o’clock start is in darkness. Strapping ­security guards in military boots, their bulletproof vests with the strangely cosy slogan “PalSafe” on their backs, stride around as the lights start to glitter and the transformation of the dingy car park is complete. The hideous wall looming just behind us is forgotten.

People arrive, dressed up and excited — families with noisy young children eating ice cream, older people, some local dignitaries who get the few chairs while everyone else mills around. There’s a small number of foreigners. Then it begins: carols and songs, sweetly sung in Arabic and a little English; some slapstick; some dancing; Mary on that donkey, of course; three comic and strident “wise women” instead of the kings; and the Christmas story is told. Despite the magic wand of an internationally famous director and some very expensive touches (a noisy snow machine, for instance), it was a Christmas play like thousands the world over: strangely reassuring, absurdly touching.

The involvement of many dozens of local children and families in The Alternativity was a tribute to weeks of work on Isaac’s part. Banksy reveals a different aspect of the project: “The nativity was conceived as a rather clumsy Christmas stunt,” he says. “But almost as soon as the film crew arrived they reported back saying, ‘We’re going to have to reflect the local unease with the hotel,’ to which I said — unease? It turns out a lot of locals are rather suspicious of the project. In the end the Nativity play was wildly popular and has engaged with lots of children and their families. So the Nativity discovered a problem and then solved it — Merry Christmas.”

Salsaa, it turns out, also had his doubts, though for other reasons. “I didn’t know if anybody would come. I mean, why would anyone bring their children here, under this wall? Why would they want their children to see this?” His own three children, it turns out, didn’t know of the wall’s existence until he opened the hotel. The eldest is 14. “But people came to the play — they didn’t seem to mind so much.”

The Walled Off project throws Banksy’s anonymity into sharp focus. He seems so present — the new works popping up, the casual way people say, after the show, “Oh Banksy really liked the snow machine.” Was he there? Watching from an upstairs window? Mingling with the crowd? Or was someone livestreaming it all for him — and if so, to where? In an age obsessed with fame and name, he is a sort of alternative celebrity; but he is one, sure enough. To break cover now would be to ruin the brand — and here it is very clear to what extent the secret of his identity is in the hands of a few devoted people around him, who make his life and work possible. He obviously inspires a loyalty that runs deep. Even Boyle has not been face-to-face with him. “When I agreed to do the Nativity play, Banksy said, ‘Do you want to meet?’ And I said ‘No!’ We did the entire thing by email.”

The wider question about the whole project is — why? Do Banksy and his supporters believe that his art, or anyone’s art for that matter, can effect meaningful change?

During a visit to Aida, the nearby Palestinian refugee camp, it was noticeable how my guide Marwan Frarjeh spoke about the artist with familiarity and warmth. Establishing the hotel in what was previously a no-go area, he said, had brought some life and hope, not to mention international visitors.

Boyle has definite views about the role of culture amid such ­difficult political realities. “I worked in Northern Ireland for years,” he says. “To be honest I never thought anything would change there, it seemed impossible. But look, it did.” In Berlin, too, he learnt the hard facts about walls. “And that one came down, in the end.” He is currently working in South Africa, with its still painful apartheid legacies, and while he wouldn’t go so far as to attribute these important political shifts to the power of the arts, he says: “It’s about bringing culture, it’s always important. It’s essential, in fact.”

Banksy himself is modest, in answer to the question about the possible effectiveness of his art, and even if his replies — like the project itself — sometimes seem impossibly naive, he remains optimistic.

“There aren’t many situations where a street artist is much use,” he says. “Most of my politics is for display purposes only. But in Palestine there’s a slim chance the art could have something useful to add — anything that appeals to young people, specifically young Israelis, can only help.”

 

 

Reprinted from the Financial Times (originally published 15 December 2017)

Copyright The Financial Times Limited 2017. Used under licence from the © 2017 The Financial Times Ltd. All rights reserved.

X-Files The sad déjà vu of ABC music library death

The hiss and crackle of the needle hitting an LP might be having a mini renaissance for those fetishizing a bespoke world, but bean counters at the ABC and SBS can’t ditch the horrid vinyl fast enough.

Recent news of the ABC cutting 10 librarian jobs and ‘consolidating’ its music collections into one Melbourne location might sound fiscally responsible, but trust someone who’s been there, it’s much more than that – once you step onto that slope, you can’t stop sliding.

In 2007 I scored a job in the music library at SBS Radio. In Sydney and Melbourne, 8 librarians looked after books, periodicals and 65,000 CDs. Deemed a bit of an eyesore, the LPs were already stored off site. If a broadcaster needed a track off an LP, we’d trek to one of our three storage rooms in Kennards, behind SBS, where one of the most unique LP collections in the world was grudgingly housed.

Broadcasting in 70 odd languages, our multicultural collection was alive with mind boggling anomalies: Norwegian jazz, Dutch spoken word comedy, Latvian folk, Urdu Ghazals, Indigenous chants, experimental Krautrock, classic soundtracks from Italian horror films of the 60s and 70s that evolved into their own obscure ‘Italo-disco’ genre, of which my colleague Iain was probably the world authority on.

Broadcasters came to pick our brains, get recommendations, create thematic playlists, source royalty free production music, sound effects or archival materials, or just wander the shelves, making serendipitous discoveries of musical oddities they could share with their audience. The library sparked program ideas.

Around 2010, drastic changes at SBS Radio meant no more ‘music rich’ programs. We were now an ‘information network’. Only five per cent of a one hour program could be music, three minutes, one song, and that one song had to relate to the program’s content. Broadcasters weren’t happy and neither were their audiences. Where else could you hear timeless film-vocalist Lata Mangeshkar if not on the Hindi Program? Everyone just had to suck it up.

As the years passed, fly-in fly-out contractors who thought culture was something found in the bottom of a Yoplait tub kept tightening the economic screws. Yes, you might have an irreplaceable LP collection, but who’s going to pay to store it? When the head of Radio made a rare visit to the hinterland of the library, he vowed to rid the station of space hogging CDs and books. He’d put in a coffee machine, and another ‘break-out’ space full of soccer ball beanbags, for informal chinwags.

Our three storage rooms at Kennards became two and finally one. Each incremental cull of the collection meant chucking LPs. We started with classical, because there was a lot of duplication, and donated many to Fine Music to sell at their fundraising music fair. Some made it to Artarmon Vinnies, others would end up as landfill.

By 2012, library foot-traffic was way down. Instead of researching quality features, broadcasters were busy uploading podcasts, posting on Facebook, desperate to achieve ‘like’ quotas. The library, deemed a waste of prime floor space, was whittled to a third of its size.

Radio broadcasters became ‘digital content producers’ and now emailed music requests to the library. Music companies no longer sent CDs. Some sent links to free downloads, but ‘the album’ was long gone, and now we purchased individual tracks from iTunes.

The encroaching reality was unavoidable. The digital tsunami we were all destined to ride, whether we liked it or not, had our Dewey Decimal names all over it. SBS bought an industrial Rip Station to ingest our 65,000 CDs. It was impossible not to feel we were digging our own graves. Once every audio file was in the new Media Asset Management system and accessible from every desktop, who would need the arcane music knowledge and customer service of librarians?

An ‘efficiency review’ that made us use software to account for every minute of the day confirmed we were the lowest hanging fruit, our cache all but eroded. Yesterday’s heroes, slated for death by an operational excellence team that needed to find ‘efficiencies’ just to pay its own way. As library staff left, they were not to be replaced. Eight became five. In 2016, a colleague and I were led away to a little room where our redundancy papers were slid across the table. Now there are three.

Our digitisation was years ahead of the ABC. Their staff visited to see how we had gone about it. Sources say they’ve only digitised about 700 of their 100,000 CDs. They will never digitise their music collection. It’s cheaper to let broadcasters buy tracks off iTunes than pay a librarian to supply songs already in the collection. Eventually, who knows, algorithms will import them direct from Spotify.

What of the 373,000 records in the ABC’s LP collection? We might think this irreplaceable thing part of our common wealth, but it’s inevitable that some hot shot will get a bonus for finding a way to avoid having to pay to store it. The culling will feel sacrilegious at first, the sadness inevitable, but it gets easier the more you do it, and the less you care.

Straya Day in Dungog Just another day in the valley

When I pull into Irwin’s Fuel & Food after dropping some girls at the town pool, the cop is striding towards his police SUV and swapping banter with a young buck leaning from the window of a flagged-up old sedan.

“Yep – knock off time,” says the cop, a tall, strong man whose ears hint at rugby damage. “Beer o’clock.”

“That’s the way,” says the bloke, twisting around to keep the conversation going. The cop is cheery as he gets into his Pajero but clearly about to split, so in a flash the singleted fella is out of his car and leaning on Dave’s, holding court with his beer breath, one foot planted on the running board and a hand gripping the policeman’s door.

Cops in Dungog (population a touch over two thousand) can’t take a step without getting bailed up. Even people you’d think would steer clear – druggy little ratbags, burnout artists, and so on – are often compelled to ingratiate themselves with the law. Unless it’s just a pretense of matey interest they use to annoy the coppers.

Dungog’s town doctors – who can score a $23K annual ‘incentive’ from the taxpayer just for suffering this postcode – are also walking targets, although in comparison to police they are treated like antique gods; the faithful and desperate trail them through the shops displaying wounds and begging for grace.

Tugging the petrol cap lever, I climb into the steaming soup of late afternoon. Spitting distance from the bowsers, carloads of teens are parked happily in the sweaty haze, scoffing hot chips and yelling and laughing. Aussie flags poke out of their vehicles and stain their cheeks and shoulders.

The pubs are doing well today – plenty of cars parked around them, too – and a good scatter of barbies and parties are building up around town.

It’s Australia Day, something of which I have zero childhood memories (and fair enough: as a national holiday it only dates back to 1994, meaning Justin Bieber is the same age as this sacred, ancient, unchangeable event).

ANZAC Day used to have a monopoly on patriotism, even if back then it faced clear opposition from women’s groups and at school we were encouraged to think about its sick elements by studying The One Day of the Year, for which playwright Alan Seymour received death threats.

While the display of flags around town today is way short of an average day in much of the US, more than a few flags are on show, one even permanently inked into the back of a fire-brigade mate. But why ‘celebrate’ Australia? What is Australia? What is it that other places are not? Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull says the country’s history is “a story of enormous achievement” and “a bright story of success”.

Turnbull, of course, lives not in poorly serviced, landlocked, relatively uneducated, and heavily potholed Dungog (median house price: $310,000) but high on the hog in Sydney’s supremely fabulous waterfront suburb of Point Piper (median house price: $7 million). To swipe a lyric from the Sisters of Mercy, from here Turnbull strikes me as just “another motherfucker in a motorcade”.

A dry street in Dungog, with the pub in the background and a dog walking across burnt grass in the foreground

Dungog (median house price: $310,000). Photography by Matthew Thompson

And while making it an us-versus-them thing might seem like a cheap shot, comparison is a pillar of nationalism: the assumption that here is better than other places/that other places are worse than here.

Sure, some countries are easy to slag off as what Trump and millions of others call “shitholes” due to dirty water, armed conflicts, expensive medicine, gender apartheid, widespread foreign habits, even more corruption than here, etc, etc, but leaving that aside, which here are we talking about here? My here? Your here? Point Piper’s here?

Born in the US, I immigrated to Sydney – to Roseville – in time for primary school where a group of older boys regularly bashed me on the way home for being a Yank. Being a certain breed of Yank, however, meant I would rather go down fighting than cede ground, so fight I did: sometimes punching first when the cluster of boys closed in taunting and shoving.

One glorious afternoon one of my elder brothers waited at the street corner where the bashings usually went down, dropping from a tree to put a knife to the throat of the ringleader (who fainted). The next day I copped a standout black eye in a payback pounding: “What a shiner!” my teacher said. Yeah, shining with defiance, with pride, with a Yankness that I hadn’t really felt until I had a them.

It’s 230 years since the declaration of a penal colony on the edge of an inhabited continent. The indigenous people were thereafter cleared from the path of progress so we can have towns like Dungog, where we are all a-twinkle in this “bright story of success”.

Picking up the girls from the pool, I hear at length about an annoying boy who was there, about who did the best tricks in the water, and plenty of other stuff that I’d hear some version of most anywhere in the world. It’s just that in some places – whether or not the water is drinkable or the streets are safe – the conversation matures and in others it doesn’t.

Lo Carmen Her female masters of music

 

 

Lo Carmen’s playlist accompanies her feature article on discovering the female artists who would shape her art and her life – read the article here.

Swept Away An interview with Jamie xx about music for changing times

I wanted to talk to Jamie xx about 2007, 2008 and 2009: the years that introduced social media to the world. Jamie was in London and I was in Brisbane and we didn’t know one another, but we were several years out of high school and I wanted to know if he came of age when the world was coming of age too.

I wanted to return to the parties and the music. I wanted to ask about London and tell him about Brisbane – and talk about Myspace and return to the gigs at Rics or The Hangar or The Empire when we danced to Boys Noize or Metronomy or A-Track or Crystal Castles or Uffie or Feadz. I wanted to know if he danced to those people too. I wanted to return to that timestamp, when phones were rarely stared at and social media was barely used. And I wanted to live there in those nights that went undocumented, or less documented, before our lives virtually fractured.

But Jamie xx (Jamie Smith) wasn’t a massive talker. And while I tried to open the conversation to topics beyond music, it mostly came back to music. Having said that, there was an underlying darkness that I liked. I don’t know if it comes through here on the transcript, but on the recording it felt like there was a longing for time past.

Sometimes it seems silly, remembering. But I guess I just want to know what happened. What happened to that time and to those people? Those sweaty nights, my beautiful friends from long, long ago.

 

We’re the same age. So I want to talk about 2007: The housing bubble burst. The Global Financial Crisis loomed around the corner. And people partied with apocalyptic abandon. But it was more than that too. The iPhone had only just been released. Instagram wasn’t real and social media wasn’t completely fucked. People felt nihilistic, yet hopeful. As if they no longer believed in a “future”. But they believed in something more immediate: music and fashion. I mean, The Cobra Snake existed. M.I.A. dropped Kala and Justice dropped Cross. I saw Crystal Castles for five bucks in Brisbane at The Empire. The world was going to hell. And we looked fantastic. How was 2007 for you? What were the parties like? Who were you listening too? What do you remember?

2007 was a very exciting year. I guess we were playing very small pubs in London and nobody wanted to listen to us but we were still getting gigs. That’s when our manager came across us. He sorted us out with a little room in South London to spend every day in and work out songs. And that was it. We didn’t have jobs or anything like that. We just played. We’d just live on however much we got paid for shows, which was like 20 quid each. But it was really exciting. We were all having fun. I think Romy [Madley Croft; guitars] and Oliver [Sim; bass] were partying more than I was at the time. I was staying in my studio a lot. But we would go out sometimes all together. And have fun on the nights we were playing.

The three members of The xx sit together on a swing.

From left to right: Jamie, Romy, and Oliver. Image credit: Alasdair McLellan.

Given The xx formed in 2005 and released their debut album in 2009, how did 2007 impact the band’s debut, given that it seems almost the antithesis to the Crystal Castles and Ed Banger record sounds of the time?

Well, we were really into that stuff as well. We would play some festivals with those guys and go see them. It was a very exciting time in London because it felt like there were lots of bands. There was a theme, which feels less so now. It feels like there isn’t one thing that ties everything together, whereas back then it felt like there was.

 

I was talking to my mate Robbie recently. We agreed social media – the bombardment of unfulfilling, meaningless, white noise crap – was mostly “input”, which seemed negative, and creating things was mostly “output”, which seemed positive. Having said that, everyone seems to be an artist or a writer or a musician or a creative these days. MacBooks made everyone a musician. iPhones made everyone a photographer. Would you agree a large reason people post on social media and make art is because they want to feel loved, connected, be heard and ultimately, probably, get laid? If so, should we all put down the paintbrushes and throw our phones in the lake? Should we get naked in the sun and start the revolution? Is that the true art, true connection we’re all striving so desperately to artificially create?

I’m sure it is. A lot of it is about getting laid. But also, like, at the age we were when we started everything was so confusing. I had no idea why we were doing this but it seemed to be the only thing we could do.

 

Do you mean making music?

Yeah. And it did help socially as well. But I wasn’t so into the posting on social media. I was more into… I guess it brought me into a world which I wouldn’t have gotten into otherwise. It helped me meet people. It put me out of my comfort zone. I don’t know. I guess it’s nice that there is the option for most people now to express themselves and have other people see it, even if it’s not good.

But I did prefer it back then. Because I guess it was less the norm for everyone to use social media. It was different. I mean, Myspace was the reason we got discovered.

 

An old trainer I had at work told us to be wary of people affected by drugs and alcohol. He said, “You can’t trust someone on drugs or alcohol because there’s no logic.” Then he said, “But you have to be wary of people in love too.” He told us love drunk people acted crazy as hell. He told us when a person is in love their dopamine and serotonin levels shoot through the roof. He told us it was the same thing that happens when people do cocaine. But the world is largely illogical. So how important is love to you? Would you continue making music if the apocalypse was confirmed two weeks from now? What happens next?

If the apocalypse came I would definitely continue making music, or at least try and finish one thing I’ve been working on. But it’s hard. I’ve got to the point where I can sort of tell if something is going to be great. Which means I can stop working on it early enough so I don’t have to waste time. There seems to be two ways I make music. Either something happens in two days and it’s done. Or it takes years. This new project I’m working on… I’m building a studio in my house right now and I’m figuring out the best way of using it. I want to use more live instruments.

 

And what about love?

Love drives everything, for me. Even if it’s just having some nostalgic, rose-tinted idea of it. It helps me get to a certain place when making music. And my idea of it is usually better than the reality. But it’s still the exact same feeling that I had ten years ago. When I’m making something I really like. But that might be the only thing that’s stayed the same in my life. I feel like everything else, over time, everything repeating… things have gotten less exciting, less inspiring, except for the actual making of music.

 

Do you miss everything feeling fresh and new?

I’d definitely like to go back to 2007 and do it again with the knowledge of everything now, maybe approach it with a bit more confidence. But I guess that was part of the charm of the time. Why it was so exciting. In general, while I do get quite nostalgic, given the chance I wouldn’t go back to any other part of my life. I think… I’m happier than I ever have been.

 

The xx tour Australia in January 2018:

13 January – Myer Music Bowl, Melbourne (All Ages)

17 January – Riverstage, Brisbane Botanic Gardens (All Ages)

20 January – The Domain, Sydney (All Ages)

Details and tickets here: www.frontiertouring.com/thexx

The Great Sydney Train Delay of 2018

Luminous, the sky dragged its low-slung belly over the suburbs and wetways of Sydney. And spat. Lightning jabbed and cracked its knuckles – over 13,000 times, the Global Position and Tracking Systems Company would report the following morning.

Meanwhile, a small plague made the rounds among a select group of workers at Sydney Trains. Storms, sickness, ill-timed annual service leave… On top of the much-heralded new timetables, this confluence would translate into the worst two-day train delay the people of Sydney had experienced in an age.

Even as those who knew screamed through their tweeting vuvuzelas – “NO! STAY AWAY! SAVE YOURSELVES! #trains #crisis #howmuchisasegway #hungry” – the oblivious or idiot early-morning throngs descended to the devil platforms to find them thick with bodies, thicker with confusion, positively glutinous with mutinous rage.

Upon the brows of the briefcased damned hung the weight of all the wrongs the world. Herds of stalled, commuter necks snapped up at service boards to find the scrolling, glowing, apple-green text had vanished – replaced now with an evil imposter, a black plaque, hanging with an emptiness that writ large the system’s treachery. Necks snapped down again to gaze at iPhone TripView apps.

“Stay back from the yellow line! Behind the yellow line! Get back from the yellow line! GET BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE!” the transit guard shrieked, galloping up and down the Wynyard strip. Her arms were bent at such an angle as to emphasise her elbows, which she clearly desired to use.

Jam-packed trains rushed past. Terminals were blocked. Stations closed. Lunging bodies were pushed back on to the platform as they tried to jump on.

In the carriages themselves elbows and all other ossiferous nubs – knuckles, hips, kneecaps, protuberant brow ridges – were deadly. Flesh pressed into flesh, bone into bone, mashing and splintering and, because it was too much now to even flinch, the people fused into one monstrous, hot conglomerate of expanding irritability. The pervs of the city had a field day. “Grab on my waist and put that body on me,” wheezed Ed Sheeran through a pair of staticky earphones.

Spare a thought, now, for those suffering irritable bowel syndrome, who, with sphincters clutched, rode those carriages one steel rail at a time to their receptionist job in Leichhardt, to exchange an antique sugar bowl in Artarmon, to remove a tooth in Surry Hills, to check on the growth of some laboratory seedlings in Gordon, to check on the growth of some horrible chest mole in Redfern, to take coffee with Sharon at a place in Lidcombe which Sharon chose.

The cow.

Speeding across the Harbour Bridge in their Hyundai Elantras and Ford Fusions, car drivers clacked their enamelled teeth with laughter as they listened to radio reports of the public transport chaos. Uber drivers beamed their joy to glum-faced passengers (who had understood the portent of the tweets), customers they’d picked up as they bounced about laneways and lurked near stations. They would treat their loved ones that night to KFC.

Cyclists wriggled their lycra-enswaddled glutes in delight. One even rang his bell.

Back underground, infants shook through frantic, disbelieving tears. “LEAVE IT!” shrieked a mother, swinging her child above her head, helicoptering its cotton-clad legs to shove passed the crush of people to the exit door. The child wailed, having left behind a raspberry-scented lip balm she’d got for Christmas along with a vanilla-scented spray. The tube of balm now sat wedged between a pair of buttocks, which had shot into the vacated seat.

In Nick’s duffel bag was Working Class Boy, a new memoir by Jimmy Barnes. He’d bought it at Kmart last week, along with a new pillowcase to replace the one his cat had lately pissed upon. Nick had taken Jimmy with him that morning, had palpitated at the prospect of reading the final chapter on his commute to Clark Rubber, where he worked as store manager. Performing unnatural contortions in his mid-carriage seat, his spongy, long-palmed hand somehow managed to retrieve the book from the bag.

Opened it. Then. The unthinkable. He could not feel Jimmy. He could not feel him. He could not locate his rough, sweet voice; sensed not the touch of his rough, honest mind. A terrible moat of indifference encircled the prose of the Aussie rock legend. Suddenly, Nick realised he’d always hated the 1991 album Soul Deep. “Jimmy!” he screamed, “JIMMY!”

“Shut up,” his neighbour said, and jabbed him in the kidneys. Other passengers took the gasp to be another death by asphyxiation on the Sydney trains that day.

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