Drug dealers and drive-bys, gang rapes, and the war on terror Michael Mohammed Ahmad’s ‘The Lebs’

Out in the Camperdown sun I’m sitting with Michael Mohammed Ahmad, drinking peppermint tea and long blacks and talking about his latest novel The Lebs. Earlier I had listened in as he wriggled through a particularly scrutinising interview in which the interviewer demanded he explain why he wrote a book that unashamedly represents misogynistic, sexist, racist, violent behaviours.

The interviewer told him, “I certainly couldn’t put it down, but I can’t say I enjoyed it. I found it very, very confronting.”

I put this word to Mohammed again – confronting – and asked him why he believes this has been one of the primary reactions to his book.

He fixes his cap so it’s on backwards, and runs fingers through tidy facial hair. “The problem is some people think the dumb Leb in the book is the dumb Leb who wrote it.”

He finds it ironic that Tim Winton’s new book The Shepherd’s Hut, a story about Australia’s culture of toxic masculinity, is a number one bestseller while he is beating off flak for the content in The Lebs. “It’s funny,” Mohammed says, “because isn’t my book essentially doing the same thing?”

Mohammed speaks swiftly, as though he’s catching up with his brain, which is jammed with cultural theory, literary references, and economic cutthroat slices of wisdom. “If you’re born as an Arab in the world today you’re brought up in an environment that is antagonistic and confrontational and constructs you in a particular way. For people to be offended or freaked out or confronted by the work – well, stuff it, that’s my day-to-day reality.

“You can’t learn about me from Peter Dutton,” Mohammed says. “My book is the real entry point, a self-determined act by a Leb. I don’t sugar coat. I’m not ashamed to talk about the homophobia, misogyny, sexism, patriarchy and the violence that arose from my community.”

The Lebs tells the story of Bani Adam, a Lebanese-Australian Muslim boy and wannabe writer growing up in Western Sydney in the lead up to – and the aftermath of – 9/11. Think of it like Charles Bukowski’s Ham On Rye set in Punchbowl.

Readers were first introduced to Bani as a seven-year-old boy in Mohammed’s debut novel The Tribe (2014). But it’s really in this book, his second to be published, that his ruminations on cultural identity have bloomed.

Apart from being Mohammed’s fictional alter ego, Bani is an egotistical romantic who feels at odds with the other boys at Punchbowl High. All their lives centre on the claustrophobic school, barricaded with “nine-foot fences with barbed wires and fences”, imprisoning them and functioning as a very easy-to-pick-up microcosm for Aussie society today.

“If you look at the micro-lens of this novel, then it’s about the Lebs,” Mohammed says. “But if you read outside the book, it’s about the broader Australian context that creates the Leb identity.” Using the power of absence as literary device, by having white Australia physically, spiritually, and ideologically absent in the novel, he asks the reader to consider how the forces that try to govern these communities have any legitimacy when they are seldom present within them.

Bani’s disaffected classmates resort to violence, exaggerated macho-ness, and sexual conquests rather than pursuing any sincere interest in their studies: “There are no questions about Tupac in the HSC.”

Michael Mohammed Ahmad sits in a red armchair at an academic event

Michael Mohammed Ahmad at a Sweatshop event. Photography by Chris Woe. Image courtesy of Michael Mohammed Ahmed.

There are so many sequences of juvenile behaviour written in Mohammed’s ceaseless prose that the reader witnesses what becomes a monotony of stabbings, punch-ups, racial slurs, and all-round nihilistic arseholery. A Pacific Islander stabs a Lebo for stealing his Nokia; the students insult the teachers (“Maybe your ancestors came from apes but ours didn’t”); and so-called ‘mates’ steal each other’s girlfriends and dispose of them without an inkling of emotional attachment.

“This is an autobiographical work,” Mohammed says. “It’s fiction, yes, but I’ve based it on my real-life experiences, and I can’t apologise for that. If you think reading the book is confronting, then try being a Leb – try being a 14-year-old male Leb during September 11, when the gang rapes were taking place and splattered across newspaper front pages, and we had become the main threat in Australia.”

The novel is told retrospectively by an older Bani who looks back on his schoolboy years as though he’s reliving them all over again. It proceeds like an inner monologue, an unfiltered glimpse into Bani’s world. But by anyone’s standards, Bani is freakishly well-read, quoting from William Faulkner, Vladimir Nabokov, and James Joyce. He wants “to be a great novelist like Tolstoy and Chekhov, and shape reality through my own words . . . not a Lebo – I am above it.”

Mohammed himself is now a young writer in his thirties, a new father and, interestingly, married to a white Australian woman. “My son’s mum is whiter than Pauline Hanson.” Looking at his writing in The Lebs, he says, “I’m ironically performing a kind of stereotypical trope to scare racists and orientalists… I get off on that,” he says. “But of course ‘irony’ only works if you don’t have to explain it.”

Separated into three acts – ‘Drug Dealers & Drive-Bys’, ‘Gang Rape’ and ‘War on Terror’– the novel deconstructs the obvious stereotyping of the titles. The first act by directly addressing the violence of the schoolboys. The second by portraying the naïve sexual pursuits of horny Muslim male youth who collect blowjobs like Tazos. And finally the third act, which deals with Bani reconciling his “underprivileged, marginalised working class community with the white left arts community that enacts crazy, racist, hypocritical white supremacist nonsense that they don’t even know they’re enacting.”

Yes, there are a lot of nasty views and personalities in the book. But hell, your local all-boys Catholic private school is a sexist, homophobic, misogynistic breeding ground, too. According to Mohammed, any assumption these vices are symptoms of a particular cultural demographic is essentially a “very clever way that powerful white men pigeonhole and scapegoat [others] to hide their own misogyny. Just look at what’s going on in Hollywood: it’s these rich white men behaving like the fucking dumb Lebs from Bankstown.”

He nonetheless confesses he’s “only as smart as his reader”, and that much of what should be taken away from this novel lies beneath its chaotic surface. “If people are going to snub [the book], saying it perpetuates Arab stereotypes, that it’s misogynistic and homophobic and offensive and ‘I’m offended’ – if that’s your surface reading of it, then I’ll be reduced to an idiot.”

He breaks off our conversation to fix his cap again and take a sip of water.

“Wait, which cup’s mine?” he asks.

“I don’t even know,” I say.

“Have you…?”

“Yeah, I drank from one of them.” We both look between two even layers of water.

“Oh man,” he says, putting cup to lip. “Now it’s like we’re kissing.”

Mohammed is sharp and funny, taking-the-piss when you least expect it. He thinks white Australia often misunderstands and dehumanises his community. For example, when a bunch of kids pose for a newspaper, throwing out gang signs and the middle finger – they’re usually just joking around. Unfortunately our society knocks the joke back onto them, simply because it’s not in on it.

Starved of a creative community growing up, of a way to either articulate or make sense of their reality, Mohammed and fellow author Peter Polites founded a Western Sydney literacy movement in 2006 that became known as the ‘Sweatshop’ collective. Supported by Westwords and Western Sydney University, it’s responsible for some of Australia’s most exciting emerging voices. In The Lebs, Polites appears as Bucky, a writer comfortable in his own skin. It’s Bucky who helps inspire Bani’s own self-discovery. Anyone intrigued by Mohammed’s writing should also read Down the Hume by Peter Polities; the novels echo each other.

Maybe one of the most important ideas to take away from Mohammed’s book is found in its subtext, not the metastructure of the novel. “What I’m arguing in my book is [that] the term ‘Leb’ is a brand new hybrid Australian cultural identity. There are Indonesian, Palestinian, Jordanian kids identifying as Lebs,” Mohammed says. “It’s our new metonymy of looking at the new ‘other’.”

“The basketball court becomes the closest landscape to an Arabian desert the Lebs of Punchbowl Boys have ever known,” Bani observes in the book. “Don’t mistake the Lebs for ‘people from Lebanon’.”

Book cover of 'The Lebs'

‘The Lebs’ by Michael Mohammed Ahmad (Hachette)

The Folding of ‘Crinkling News’ Our only newspaper for children tossed in the bin

Crinkling News, Australia’s only newspaper just for children, is no longer rolling off the printing presses. Its loss earlier this year did not make mainstream headlines. But it meant a lot to me. I believe its departure leaves a serious void in the school libraries, classrooms and homes of Australia.

I had a soft spot for this publication, like many Australian parents, teachers, journalists, academics, kids, mums, dads and grandparents. I subscribed to the paper for a year and a half and it was a delight to see my daughters race each other to the mailbox every Wednesday when the latest edition was delivered. The girls would then argue about who got to unwrap the paper, who could speed-read its contents and who could do the crossword and the puzzles.

I grew up in a home where newspapers were part of the family. My Dad and I walked to the newsagency first thing in the morning (buying fresh bread from the bakery on the way home) and we would read the paper over breakfast while listening to ABC’s Current Affairs program, AM, on the wireless. Important conversations were had among our family about politics, law, religion and the world.

So when I learnt that my kids too could share a similar experience by having Crinkling News delivered to our doorstep, I felt a certain biological imperative: that they should have this paper at their fingertips because reading a newspaper matters. This is true now, probably more so than ever, given the need for children to harness the skills of media literacy in order to navigate the world of ‘fake news’.

As a journalist and a parent too, the paper met some vital criteria for me: it was written with 7-13 year-old children in mind, using appropriate language and images. Knowing your market is one thing, actually engaging with them well is something a bit of Australian adult media even fails at.

For years, when I presented ABC TV News I was mindful that my very young daughters shouldn’t watch certain stories. But the girls liked to wave ‘Goodnight’ to me when they saw me on the telly, so I would text their Dad or their nanny and give them the heads-up about the story line-up of the bulletin and what time was a ‘safe’ time for them to tune in.

Felicity Davey presenting ABC TV News

Felicity Davey presenting ABC TV News

I felt Crinkling News achieved the perfect balance of being informative and fun, not scary or sensational. If there was a story that was complex or concerning, there would be plenty of explanation and sometimes an article would be accompanied by the wise and expert words of a child psychologist who could put the story in a context. If it was a piece about a terrorist attack, for example, the psychologist might remind the young readers that such incidents were rare. But it was often suggested to the readers that if a story made them feel upset or scared that it was a good idea to talk to a trusted adult about it.

It was a conscious publication. Conceived by journalist Saffron Howden and her graphic designer husband Remi Bianchi, both took their redundancy payouts from Fairfax to establish the paper which they ran from their Blue Mountains home.

A year ago, I decided I liked the paper so much I would pitch a few story ideas to Saffron, and so I became a contributing writer. My first story was about a young Perth boy who was attempting to get over his arachnophobia by breeding hundreds of tarantula spiders (with his Mum who was a keen conservationist, insect and reptile admirer).

Writing for Crinkling News was quite a head exercise, considering the often complex stories (about dual citizenship or secession) aimed at a young readership. Stories had to hook the reader in. Most were under 500 words and you had to explain tricky concepts in an interesting way. Writing became a ‘superpower’.

Saffron maintained the highest of editorial standards and integrity. There was no “Oh that will be good enough.” There was always “Oh I think we need to hear from him or her” and “Let’s find a better photograph, a higher resolution pic please.” I loved the fact that between writer and editor there was always a healthy exchange about what the story should contain. Saffron raised the bar as high as it needed to be for the readership of her paper – the children of Australia.

Over the course of almost a year, I pitched stories on Emojis (did you know there is a sub-committee that meets to determine which symbols or icons become emojis?) and flamingos (there is only one flamingo alive in Australia. An old Chilean flamingo, thought to be male and aged in his 70’s. ‘Chile’, lives at Adelaide Zoo, where keepers are desperate to have the importation ban on exotic birds lifted so that they can get more flamingos). I also wrote about Fidget Spinners, the ethics and pathology of telling lies, Mindfulness and Meditation in primary schools, the theory of Sibling/Birth Order, the magic of learning music and the importance of having a Best Friend.

But I want to make special mention of two young people who I had the great fortune to meet in the course of my writing for the paper.

One is the teenage National Poetry Slam champion, Solli Raphael. His brilliant rap-style poetry about ‘life’ reminds me of the words of Martin Luther King. I believe Solli is a game changer: his writing and performances are thought-provoking and are some of the wisest social commentary around. If you’ve not had the privilege to see or hear his poetry, Google him now! Follow his progress because he is on a trajectory of greatness.

I would also like to salute the humility and tennis-playing prowess of 17 year-old Papua New Guinea born, now Sydney resident, Violet Apisah. A power house on the court, her style is often compared to the great Serena Williams. Last July she flew to London to take her chance at Wimbledon. On the same day she learned that she had qualified to play in the main draw of the Juniors competition she received news from Sydney that her Mum had died.

Violet told me she decided to stay on and play at Wimbledon, to make her Mum proud. She played some phenomenal tennis, making the quarter finals in the singles and the doubles. She also earned the respect of tennis legend Martina Navratilova, who, when she learned about the tragic passing of Violet’s Mum, insisted on meeting with her. According to Violet, Navratilova imparted some comforting and affirming words, reminding her to never give up, no matter what. To say Violet Apisah is inspirational is both a cliché and an understatement. But she truly is.

Through stories like this the publication served to remind me of the joy of journalism. Because I had to see things through young eyes, my own ‘inner child’ informed my writing. It also allowed me to make some incredible connections with people. Those magical ah-ha moments of shared wonder, or of someone telling you something or showing you something that inspires you. It forged a new path and it felt like a new paradigm.

But despite an impressive groundswell of support, and a successful crowdfunding campaign last year (which raised more than $200,000) the paper’s founders issued a media release saying they could not keep publishing the newspaper with the resources they had. Regardless of the announcement of its demise, Crinkling News made a huge contribution to Australia’s media landscape. Saffron and Remi should be proud.

I trust that this publication can at some stage be resurrected so that Australian children can continue to read ‘all the news that’s fit to print’. During its life it informed and inspired thousands of young readers. But I write now to farewell Crinkling News. And do so with a great sense of gratitude not only for its place in my professional career (if only for a short period of time), but also for the delight it brought my own children.

@luce_marion Pride

“The girls in the picture are my best friends, Martine and Tilly, and I caught them in a private moment in the crowd of the parade.”

@paolo.arcuri Pride

“Whatever the reason for your smile, never let the world take it away.”

@kimmakesphotos Pride

“Walking through the crowds at this year’s Sydney Mardi Gras brought me back to my uni days when, as a student of urban geography, I’d studied the history of the Sydney Mardi Gras in great length and detail. Having photographed the yes vote announcement at Prince Alfred Park last year, I couldn’t help but be overjoyed by how the event has evolved from a protest against (what was then) some very real discrimination and violence, to a joyous celebration of acceptance, inclusion and love. The diversity of the crowd across all ages, genders, and races was unlike anything I’d seen before.

I don’t remember what this couple was looking at, but their sartorial co-ordination caught my eye, and I quickly took this snap before they had the chance to notice.”

@eileengoesaroundtheworld Pride

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@marinsebastianalvarez Pride

“When I took this photo I just saw the happiness of accepting who you are and projecting the positivity of that to others.”

@_v.m_m Pride

@ykw_n Pride

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@sydtimmy Pride

“Celebrated Mardi Gras into the Sunrise.”

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